DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT FUCKING TOUCH MY CAR WITH YOUR DOOR.

"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
11/29/2014 at 19:25 • Filed to: None

I DON'T FUCKING CARE HOW CAREFUL YOU WERE, I WILL HIT YOUR FACE SEVERAL TIMES WITH A SMALL ROCK IF YOU DARE DO IT AGAIN. I hate mall parking lots.

DISCUSSION (19)

Axial > My citroen won't start
11/29/2014 at 19:35

College parking lots are worse. You don't have a choice; most of the time, you have to let doors touch or you aren't getting back into your car.

Conan > My citroen won't start
11/29/2014 at 19:39

This is why we join the "park away from everybody at the mall and Walmart" club. It is also good exercise.

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > My citroen won't start
11/29/2014 at 19:39

It's only a Citroen... *prods*

My citroen won't start > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
11/29/2014 at 19:49

But its my Citroen!

My citroen won't start > Conan
11/29/2014 at 19:49

This doesn't work here, there is no parking away. All the parking buildings are packed, always.

My citroen won't start > Axial
11/29/2014 at 19:50

I parked in a private parking lot during college, bit expensive but my car was always safe. Plus, I always tipped the parking lot guard, so he would take special care of my little ZX.

Conan > My citroen won't start
11/29/2014 at 19:52

That sucks. I don't know how you guys or many Europeans handle that sort of atmosphere. The sheer amount of space in the US makes me happy.

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > My citroen won't start
11/29/2014 at 19:52

Oh you're no fun! Gonna have to get yasel' some these then, at least to avoid a GBH charge

Kinja'd!!!

My citroen won't start > Conan
11/29/2014 at 19:56

I'm in Brazil actually, and that sort of thing comes with large cities. I mean, there aren't many large open parking lots in manhattan right?

Conan > My citroen won't start
11/29/2014 at 20:00

True. I do my best to never park in cities if I can avoid it, being a product of rural Virginia. In Chicago we have part of a covered garage or we usually just pay as much as we can to park as well as we can, but none of us live there full time now.

Funktheduck > Axial
11/29/2014 at 20:04

I would never get a new car before college (I'm graduated now). No one cares. Every vehicle I drive has/had door dings from college parking. My gf got a full blown dented fender. Scratches galore too.

Axial > My citroen won't start
11/29/2014 at 20:05

Well, I have a nice squishy rub-strip on the ZR-1 that protects both my car and the dolts who park next to me, so I just gently let it touch. I don't have a choice, anyway, since it has detention points that make it swing out too far and I have to use both hands to exit my vehicle.

Axial > Funktheduck
11/29/2014 at 20:19

It's 25 years old and was $14,000. It's already been repainted once and I intend to give it a full restoration at some point in the future. I'd be pissed if it got dinged, but I'd also not be out all that much.

Life's too stressful already for me to worry about the car's well-being on a microscopic level. Worst comes to worst, it gets totalled and I get to buy another one with the insurance money, because the car is worth more than I bought it for. :)

Funktheduck > Axial
11/29/2014 at 20:23

My new car is still in the new phase for me so I'm still babying it.

orcim > My citroen won't start
11/29/2014 at 20:35

I like to walk. I park in the boons, *especially* when the parking lines are single and narrow. My priority isn't protecting the car so much as not having to wait for Dork the Nose to backout in this century. Unless forced, I'm always at the fringes.

But yeah, no touchy. I get it.

My citroen won't start > orcim
11/29/2014 at 20:36

I don't really have that choice, parking lots here are always packed and inside buildings.

orcim > My citroen won't start
11/29/2014 at 20:37

Instead of DD we now need a MB (Mall Beater.)

My citroen won't start > orcim
11/29/2014 at 20:39

MB you say....

Kinja'd!!!

Leadbull > My citroen won't start
11/29/2014 at 20:51

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